ivy-and-twine:

Man Crush Monday:  Jason Momoa

36,072 notes

tini21:

"Of all things, I liked books best."
- Nikola Tesla

2,046 notes

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

61,685 notes

I wish I was an obese white girl with pale skin

gorlt:

postwhitesociety:

schmurdershewrote:

howtobeterrell:

Then I could finally find an attractive black man to date me

STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP

I FUCKING SCREAMED ALDSFHAKSDJFHKASFASDF

:(

<.<

1,898 notes

rifftraxmike:

greggorysshocktheater:

brudesworld:
"My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people."

As a kid I had no idea what the joke was here but I loved it so much. To that: I’ve never bought it when executives would complain, “It’s too obscure, you need to make it relevant to today’s 18-34…” etc. Nonsense. A child of five can understand the dynamic here and that something funny is going on and still enjoy it. The kid doesn’t then complain to mother, “I know it’s funny but is it relevant to my age group?” Especially if there are older siblings laughing.Bugs is a towering legend.

rifftraxmike:

greggorysshocktheater:

brudesworld:

"My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people."

As a kid I had no idea what the joke was here but I loved it so much. 

To that: I’ve never bought it when executives would complain, “It’s too obscure, you need to make it relevant to today’s 18-34…” etc. Nonsense. A child of five can understand the dynamic here and that something funny is going on and still enjoy it. The kid doesn’t then complain to mother, “I know it’s funny but is it relevant to my age group?” Especially if there are older siblings laughing.

Bugs is a towering legend.

(Source: plantharmony)

1,636 notes

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

(Source: proudtortoise)

18,389 notes

rizzlesxswan:

racethewind10:

kendralynora:

cheethos:

kendralynora:

crazylia:

theuniverseisoursss:

lesbian-goddesss:

I’m not a lesbi- 

image

image

image   

image

image

image

image

image

image

…..Never Mind

this is the best fucking post ever made for a lesbian.

I think you forgot very important people

imageimage

image

*clears throat*

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY LESBIAN HEART TO HANDLE. UGH. SOMEONE ADD KRISTEN STEWART HERE!!!!

here, I’ll add both the lil bb lessies

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

29,014 notes